I met a 29 year old urban planner online, and we went out for brunch. Now, I am not a shallow person, but...DO YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE THAT YOUR PICTURES ARE FIFTEEN YEARS OLD?! This guy shows up wearing khakis and a tucked in button down shirt, which I can only assume was to accentuate the gut he'd been working on for the past decade, and he had some sort of Something About Mary hair product situation on the side of his head.
During brunch, he excused himself and went to the mens' room. Twice. In like, ten minutes. He returned after the second time with a handful of toilet paper, and proceeded to blow his nose at the table.
On the bright side, I had some really delicious french toast.
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